jealous BITCHES, cars and kitchens :)

jealous BITCHES, cars and kitchens :)

Ever since I got back from Egypt (scroll down and read about My wonderful time there) slaves have been saying how they are so jealous of slave Jon who bought Me the holiday.  First of all jealously is a sin and you should never be jealous of your fellow slaves.  Infact you should try to be more like them and follow in their footsteps and strive to make your Miztress proud of you.

On the other hand your jealousy is a compliment and is a sign of your love.  I love getting attention 🙂

So instead of being a pathetic, jealous Loser, get up off your arse and do something about it!  You want to be like My "top" slaves, then work your way up to the top.   Have u never heard the saying, "start at the bottom and work your way up?"  As soon as you step foot into My slave army – you have surrended your soul to Me.  Which means you are My property and everything you own is MY property too.  It also means that the job that you had will now be Mine and you will be working for Me.  Each pay packet you get – I WANT 99.9 % of it LMAO.  I’m such a bitch.

Anyway has that drummed into your head?  … Good.  I have just got home from Egypt last Saturday and guess what I have only got a fucking flu and a horrid cough.  I came back from 50-60 degree heat so it must of been because of the temperature drop in this shithole we call England.  Hopefully my cold will go away soon and for every day it doesn’t … one of you FUCKHEADS are going to get punished!  Grrrrrrr.

 

Kitchen Slave

I’ve been having to get up early this week for like 7am, so I cant have My luxury lie-ins.  The reason for this is because I’ve got builders in doing me a new kitchen.  AND GUESS WHAT BITCHES ~ a slave purchased Me this kitchen, lets just say it was a "5 figure number!"

To My kitchen slave Peter, I want to say that I am really grateful and I cant wait to see it when its finished.  Oh I might need a new cooker and fridge to match the kitchen, so you better work hard ~ good boy.

I told the designers I WANTED a stylish look, I picked black tiles, white worktops, cream walls and a purplish floor.  So im going to be needing a nice black american-style fridge/freezer and a fancy cooker.  I got these come from Amazon today.

Black Wine Glasses - Set Of 6

I might crack open that bottle of Champagne I got for My birthday (read birthday blog) when kitchen is completed.  They said its going to take 3 whole weeks My slave, im going to be living on take-aways and microwave meals 🙁  You can send Me some money for them "kitchen slave" *giggles*  Oh well IT WILL be worth it in the end!  I will show you before and after pictures of My kitchen when completed.

 

Miztress has to have the best!

TO ALL OF MY SLAVES of The Miztress Sophie slave Army

ALL of your tributes mean alot to Me and I am saving them all up for something very very special, which I WILL have by Christmas.  It will be My first ever car a Mazda RX8

 

And when I do get it at Christmas (latest January) and I WILL GET IT because I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!  You can pat yourself on the back, for contributing towards your Miztress luxury life.

Rule 8.You must do what ever you can to make your Miztress happy. A happy Miztress will lead to a happy slave.

 

 Miztress Sophie has spoken ~ AMEN ~

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